Friday, November 11, 2005

Bill O'Reilly Invites Terror Attack On San Francisco


Falafel boy goes through the floor and hits the absolute bedrock of lowness with his latest tirade. While flicking spittle at the microphone of his radio talk show, Bill O'Reilly launched into a venomous attack against San Francisco for putting a measure on the last ballot that would urge city schools to reject military recruiters from campus recruitment.

In O'Reilly's warped and fat head, that means the city, as a whole, is anti-recruiter and thus anti-military. Which allows him to follow his path of twisted logic and spout the following:
"Listen, citizens of San Francisco, if you vote against military recruiting, you're not going to get another nickel in federal funds. Fine. You want to be your own country? Go right ahead... And if al-Qaida comes in here and blows you up, we're not going to do anything about it. We're going to say, look, every other place in America is off limits to you, except San Francisco. You want to blow up the Coit Tower? Go ahead"

O'Reilly has been able to spew rhetoric unabated for what seems like an eternity from his faux hole. The vector of his popularity is parallel with that of Fox News and it is waning. Even his most strident of followers seem to be growing tone deaf to his pan pipe and are looking for the next hole to scurry into. His hot air grows more tepid with every rant and his balloon sized head is slowly deflating and coming back down to earth.

He just picked a fight with the stronghold of the left. It's the equivalent of mocking a rival school by antagonizing their rugby team with icy hot in their jockstraps. In his weakened state, it wasn't the brightest move he could make. But then again, consider the source.